daytimeblogger:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

what a country

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thorkizilla:

sadrobotinabowlerhat:

iandhearts:

‘The Avengers’ (2012)

Personally, I like to think that what Thor means is that if Loki really was from Asgard, he would had killed a lot more people.

#justsaying.

 #^THIS COMMENT #I LIKE IT

ANOTHER

Totally here for “GO BIG OR GO HOME: THE ASGARD WAY OF LIFE” headcanon.

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lonecorn:

pajama-pangolin:

isthiswittyenoughforyou:

sharkchunks:

awildofnothing:

apiphile:

jaggedfragments:

Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.

I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.

Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.

I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:


THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

OH MY GOD THAT IS HORRIFIC

WHAT

lonecorn:

pajama-pangolin:

isthiswittyenoughforyou:

sharkchunks:

awildofnothing:

apiphile:

jaggedfragments:

Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.

I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.

Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.

I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:

THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

OH MY GOD THAT IS HORRIFIC

WHAT

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witchling:

Real bun meets pretend bun

(via everydayinlifeisanewchapter)


Raise your hand if you have ever spent more than an hour on character creation


mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

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