musedotmuoffcial:

Things that unite Europe

  • European Union
  • Eurovision

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most girls: hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap
me: no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks

merocaine:

the shit we deal with

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mitsukake:

raptorific:

The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.

The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.

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beautyofmicroscopy:

A scanning electron micrograph of the corkscrew-shaped Campylobacter jejuni, a bacteria common in gastrointestinal illnesses.
Source: De Wood, Pooley, USDA, ARS, EMU, via Wikimedia Commons.

beautyofmicroscopy:

A scanning electron micrograph of the corkscrew-shaped Campylobacter jejuni, a bacteria common in gastrointestinal illnesses.

Source: De Wood, Pooley, USDA, ARS, EMU, via Wikimedia Commons.

(via betterknowamicrobe)


terezidactyl:

mpoirot:

so I’ve just discovered soundrown, it’s sort of like rainymood except there’s 10 different sounds that you can listen to and combine to create whatever sort of environment you want (i.e. campfire and night, which is quite lovely)

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are you telling me i could listen to the sound of a coffee shop on fire

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mrvvorldwide:

The best headline I’ve ever seen

mrvvorldwide:

The best headline I’ve ever seen

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zac-afron:

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS THE SECOND VINE BY THIS GUY AND I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND I THINK ABOUT THIS VIDEO 25 TIMES A DAY AND I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON I AM LOSING MY MIND

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leasthelpful:

I dunno, I’m pretty sure Legos are intelligently designed

leasthelpful:

I dunno, I’m pretty sure Legos are intelligently designed


gingerblivet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

I watch this disturbing video every easter

The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece. 

(via carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis)